

The game’s Steam store page promises stunning 3D environments from the world of Garfield, but unless there are four desert locations in that new cartoon I think someone’s been telling fibs. His stats are completely maxed out and his massive shlong will be whipping about.ĮDIT: It has been brought to my attention by a fellow Garfilosopher that Garfield will NOT accept your sacrifice of a freshly baked lasagna when given to him on a Monday due to his absolute f u c k i n g hatred for Mondays. Garfield Kart has 16 tracks in total, split over four cups Lasagna, Pizza, Hamburger and Ice Cream though the last cup is a bit of a swine to unlock (more on that in a bit). You will be greeted with Nude Garfield in all of his glory. Now hold L and R and select Garfield as you start a new single race or grand prix. Set the hot pan of uncut lasagna down in front of your monitor. BE SURE TO USE GROUND CHORIZO, NOT GROUND BEEF, GARFIELD HATES GROUND BEEF!!!!!

Now go to the kitchen and prepare a hot lasagna. This will nab you the fifth and final star. This will unlock you a fourth star for your menu and also earn you some money.ĭon't waste any of that cash you've just earned, because now you must use it to purchase every item in the shop, including one of every booster. From here, obtain platinum medals on every course in time trial. After doing this, you will now see three stars on your title screen next to the Garfield Kart logo. Now you must place first in every cup in the game, including Ice Cream Cup, in every cc. This will unlock the Ice Cream cup in all cc modes, which is our one way ticket to Nude Garfield Paradise.

The first thing you'll need to do to unlock them is get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place the Lasagna, Pizza, and Burger cups on all speeds (50cc, 100cc, and 150cc). The 9th unlockable character in Garfield Kart is a hard one to get.
